Most of the time, my stuffed Linux penguin, Tux, gazes benevolently out of my window onto the busy intersection below it. He’s usually happy to stay there, but apparently Wanderlust got the better of him this evening.
I did my rounds as usual tonight, getting to the church at about 1:45 after having gotten off work at about half past midnight and caught the first All-Nighter bus home.
The rounds were mundane. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary for much of it, no doors or windows left open, and no one asleep on the grounds. (On the previous night, a young, polite man was lying on the church steps when I arrived, gazing at the sky, his head resting on his backpack. I introduced myself as the security guy and said that, while he could continue to enjoy the night sky, he couldn’t fall asleep there. By the time I looked out of the narthex onto the steps a few minutes later, he was gone.) Someone had tucked what looked like an infant’s cap into the handle of the door of the childcare center, but everything else there seemed OK.
When I came up out of the child care center, however, a spot of bright yellow caught my eye. Looking more closely, I saw Tux, nestled comfortably at the corner of a flower bed where I’d be sure to see him, secure by a sturdy drainpipe. I was, of course, surprised.
Assuming that my Tux was still at his post in my window, I realized that this might not be my penguin — here in Berkeley, there are lots of Linux enthusiasts (though major figures in one of Linux’s friendly rivals in the field of UNIX-like systems, BSD, live across the street). He was the right size, but I couldn’t recall whether my Tux wore the lapel button that this one had. I decided to pick him up and take him with me. If, when I looked up at my window, my Tux was still there, I would put him back by the drainpipe.
I completed my rounds through the parish hall with this Tux nestled in the crook of my arm. He accompanied me through the halls as I turned the appropriate lights on and off, shut blinds that had been left open, stepped onto the back balcony and scanned the playground with my flashlight, walked the perimeter of the labyrinth checking that the windows were shut, and checked the doors and windows of the kitchen.
Coming around from the church driveway and back onto the street, I looked up at my window and saw that Tux indeed was not there. I had apparently left the window open, and he must have plummeted out. Fortunately, a two-story fall isn’t too hazardous for a well-stuffed plush bird, and neither dogs nor rain nor gloom of night seemed to have bothered him at all.
How he got to the church, however, was a mystery. The street between my home and the church is hazardous, and, even if a six-inch penguin were to take it upon himself to waddle across, he might not understand traffic lights, and would probably not be seen by the cars. Even then, he would have had to have known to go the church, hopped up a couple of feet onto the flowerbed, and positioned himself where I would see him.
More likely, of course, is that a human helped him. Whoever it was would have to have spotted him on the ground, recognized where he came from, known that the window was mine, known that I worked at the church, and placed him where I was likely to find him.
Tux is home now, sitting on my lap as I write this. He will resume his post at the window soon — but I will be more conscientious about keeping him from falling out the window.
The senior pastor at the church speaks frequently of “miracles of grace” that keep happening there. This is another, even if it is only (only?!) grace, however you define it, moving a kindly person to help a prodigal stuffed bird to return home. For this, much thanks.
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I saw Linux at the church yesterday, but assumed he had been left by a child from the child care center. I’m very glad that he has returned home. I have a couple of cats (live, stuffed only when full of kibble) who each went walkabout when they were young, and I was astonished at how much I worried and missed them till they were back. At least you were spared that!
Please put a truly identifying pin or a label on Linux. Since he has shown the tendency to waddle, maybe you should go to the Humane Society and have a microchip implanted! I sleep easier since I had that done to my two fuzz-faced friends.
Whoops! I’ve just realized that Linux is his sub-species identifier and that his name is Tux. Please excuse the error.
I remember the nafarious Penguin from Wallace and Grommit. Remember “The Penguin!”
What a perfectly delightful story, Mr. Z.
Pat Crossman is right, Joe. That could be Feathers McGraw in disguise. He could be plotting a heist across the bay, with you as the fall guy. Better watch your step.
At one of our Parish Pantomimes there was a plastic penguin standing just outside the wings and one of the catch phrases through out the show was “Whatever you do, DON’T MENTION PENGUIN!!
Right at the end, just before the bow I was scripted to suddenly say” “What’s that penguine doing there.” Whereupon the bird blew up with a colossal bang to which the whole cast cried: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THE PENGUIN. At least TUX did not blow up and I am sure that comparisons with Feathers McGraw or even Batman and Robin are qute inappropriate.But I am glad he found sanctuary beside our sanctuary and I am glad you got your bird back.
shalom – fr.r.
Those wacky penguins!
What did they THINK would happen if they did away with their feathers – that they would swim out of second story windows???
Thank God(s) for the intervention.
I am glad that we will continue to see Tux when we walk/drive by Cedar-Oxford.
Excellent story. Thanks.
Richard of Albany
Did you make sure to feed him his grilled vegetables last night?
He might need a little chocolate, too, after his adventures.
Jane
If that penguin had a blog, I’ll bet he wouldn’t let a month go by without posting something new.
What do Penguins prefer,
Chinese or Japanese food ?
Ans: Japanese… They eat Shushi.
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