Idiot Interfaces 67 and 68

Here I am again, trying not to go to bed angry after having spent several hours battling to get my technology to do something that should be dead-simple.

I just got a Bluetooth USB dongle for my laptop, so I can send photos to it from my phone more easily. Setting up Bluetooth on both the phone and the laptop seem quite easy–until I get to the point where each is asking for some sort of passcode.

From the documentation of both the phone and the laptop Bluetooth software (each of which seems to have been written from the assumption that the user already understands everything that it might try to explain), this seems quite simple. All I have to do is enter into each device the passcode that I had already somehow entered into the other one first. And each blissfully directs me to the documentation for the other to find out what that is.

I have, as usual, no frakkin’ clue whatsoever what they are assuming that I know how to do.

So right now, I’m stuck in a classic deadly embrace, with a phone and a computer that are each saying “After you, sir,” to the other.

It’s a Nokia 6102i phone and a Kensington Bluetooth USB Adapter 2.0 under Windows XP. Is there a way to get this crap to work, or do I have to wait to reincarnate so that, like just about everyone under 40 seems to be, I will be born knowing how all these cryptic toys work?

By the way, it’s incredibly maddening that there are two different standards for numeric keypads out there. The one for my phone has “1 2 3″ on the top row, while computer keypads have “7 8 9″ there. Since I often remember PINs and passcodes more by the muscle memory of how I type them than by what they are written out, it makes entering the same passcode on the computer and the phone quite difficult. I suspect that this is an accident of history, from when people were designing adding machines and telephones without a thought of interoperability (though didn’t telephone keypads happen long after adding machines were around?).

I suspect that that’s just one of those things that almost nobody notices or cares about. But I find that it makes switching gears from using the keypads on, for example, the telephones to the cash registers at work (as well as, of course, the brain-dead design of this Bluetooth setup) really maddening.